Alienware Sucks!

Another tale of woe from someone who bought an Alienware computer.

Thursday, June 30, 2005

I Order the Computer. They Fail to Give their Advertised Discount

August 30, 2004

I ordered a Roswell 3150 computer, adding a bunch of options. It came standard with a Matrox card (I got the RTX/100 Extreme Pro), a lot of memory and a big hard disk. I added memory, another two hard disks setting a RAID 1 (redundant storage) for the D: drives, and various other components. [System specs]

The total price: $5460.21.

There are three sections to the rest of this posting:
  1. The advertised discount (Part 1)
  2. The importance of the promised delivery date
  3. The service contract
1. The advertised discount (Part 1)

When I ordered the computer, they offered "Free Shipping on An Alienware System Purchased Online". I made the order on the web. There was no obvious statement that I had to do anything other than order on the web to get the discount and no obvious place to enter the web discount. But they charged me shipping anyway.

I actually didn't notice this when I reviewed and approved the order at the website. I was too busy reading the long list of components to make sure the order was correct. I don't know whether they showed a shipping price or not. But when I got the confirming email from them, it showed a shipping charge of $129.

The confirmation came from sales@alienware.com, so I immediately send a message back to sales@alienware.com pointing out that I had ordered on the web, that they had advertised free shipping, and asking why they were charging for shipping.

At the time, I treated the overcharging merely as a nuisance--an annoying mistake of theirs--because I had decided, based on their reviews and their self-description (which usually reflects a company's self-image), to trust them. (Ooops.) In retrospect, having more experience with them, I wonder whether this is merely an instance of a broader deceptive practice:
  • A company that did this on purpose wouldn't do it for every advertisement, for every system. That's too predictable, and makes a prosecution for deceptive practices too easy to prove. But a company can make a lot of extra money by doing it some of the time, as long as a low enough percentage of customers catch it and demand a refund.

  • I wonder how many people have bought systems from Alienware, over how many different promotions, expecting an advertised discount, but weren't actually credited with the discount.

  • I wonder how many people noticed that they were overcharged and complained about it?
2. The importance of the promised delivery date

Alienware gave me an estimated ship date of September 21.

Actually, I needed the machine NOW, to use in a course that I was just starting to teach. But the late order was my fault. I had spent too long reviewing specs and convincing myself that I really was willing to pay such a high premium for the privilege of getting a system from Alienware.

I could still make it work if I got the machine in September. Rather than trying to do the full course this term, I would extend the pilot studies that I had done so far with Final Cut Pro, creating a few new videos and instructional units (lecture slides, review guides, test questions, etc.) and studying student reactions in preparation for the full-blown course replacement in the Spring 2005.

But if the estimated ship date had been much later than this, I would have gone to a different vendor. Timing is important--as the term progresses, I get busier with grading, panicking students, graduate student exams, grant writing, and conference presentations. Eventually, I get swamped--no time for new experiments or new equipment until mid-December and the end of the term. I needed to get this machine well before that zero-bandwidth time.

3. The service contract

As has been my practice for years, I checked to see that Alienware offered onsite service (they do) and, given that they met that requirement, ordered the longest and most expensive onsite service contract that they offered.

Here's how they describe their support contract:
(go to the Warranty Bundle section and click on the "Click here to learn more!" link)

4-Year AlienCare Toll-Free 24/7 Phone Support with Onsite Service Bundled with AlienAutopsy and Respawn

Demand no less than the ultimate in protection. With this plan, not only will you receive a specially discounted price, but you’ll also enjoy FOUR full years of:

  • Peace of mind, knowing that you have an entire company at your disposal, equipped and ready to ensure that your computer is performing at the superior level you deserve.
  • No fees for parts, labor or shipping for any warranty repair, no matter what the cost.
  • 24/7 Phone Support. Have a computer problem at 3am in the morning? No problem.
  • Onsite Service. If at all possible, you won’t have to come to us for your service needs – we’ll come to you.
  • Forced Upgrade Program. If your computer needs a part that is no longer available, we will replace the part with a similar or better replacement.
  • AlienAutopsy, a tool that will provide the Alienware® technical support staff with a detailed incident report for quick problem diagnosis.
  • Respawn, a CD set, which can bring your computer back to its original factory condition in minutes.
  • Personalized Online Support Portal. Chat online with a live agent or peruse our many forums for the length of your warranty. Plus, you can take advantage of the thousands of questions in our FAQ section, learn about computer viruses and download the drivers you need – forever!
  • Upgrade at specially reduced prices. If you wish to upgrade, send the computer back to us.
  • Service from people who know Alienware computers. Alienware systems are unique, thus we employ expert in-house technicians.
  • Replacement Parts: For those experienced with hardware installation, you can simply have Alienware send you a replacement part and install it yourself.

Alienware also offers smaller extended warranties, including a four and three year plan without AlienAutopsy and Respawn.

They didn't offer the 4 year warranty when I bought my computer. Back then, the premier support plan was the three year warranty, with AlienAutopsy and Respawn. And that's what I got.

Let me repeat one of the key aspects of this description:

Onsite Service. If at all possible, you won’t have to come to us for your service needs – we’ll come to you.
That's what they said, and what I never got, despite numerous pleas for it. But that comes later in the story.

6 Comments:

  • At 7:41 PM, Blogger esinevitable said…

    Thank you soooooooo much, you've probably saved me time, money, stress, headaches.

     
  • At 1:02 PM, Blogger Michael said…

    haha i was just about to get an alienware too. the price was a bit over what i wanted to pay and now it seems like a waste of my time and money

     
  • At 2:02 PM, Blogger Anthony said…

    I HAVE TO SAY THAT I AM CURRENTLY USING AN ALIENWARE AND IT IS THE BEST PC I HAVE EVER USED.
    A COMPUTER IS AN INVESTMENT. IF YOU ARE GOING TO BUY IT THEN YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT WILL DO.
    I DO NOT COUNT ON WARRENTY'S OR REBATES. I GET WHAT I NEED AND GO FROM THERE.
    ALIENWARE HAVE SURPASSED MY EXPECTATIONS BY FAR

     
  • At 8:30 PM, Blogger Rex said…

    You must be one of the lucky ones. I have had my mother board replaced 2x. My dual CD writers dont write. I would never buy from them again

     
  • At 4:52 PM, Blogger Cayden said…

    WEll, i ordered my first ever laptop from alienware 3 years ago and its still going strong.
    Over that time i've had a few issues, none alienware's fault, which the company has solved very quickly.
    First my computer kept blue screening, turned out a hard knock had knocked a ram chip loose, problem was diagnsed over the phone and as i fixed it while talking to them it had no effect on my warrenty. Hard knocks since have not repeated the problem.
    Then a key on my keyboard broke off, the most used key on the machine which is often pressed hundreds and hundreds of times a day as i use my system, immediatly support promised a new key would be sent, and if they couldnt get one of those sent off that day a whole new keyboard would be sent.
    Got my key through the post in 2 days, no problems since.
    If i've had problems due to software i've been installing alienware have helped me fix it over the phone.
    The system was cheaper than the one i had been saving up for when i bought it, and had higher specs.
    The next system i intend to buy i have only found one matching its specs and alienware is the cheapest of the two.
    As for delivery dates, order your system in time next time you buy one. You can't blame a company for your mistake.
    I also got the advertised discount on mine.

     
  • At 1:45 AM, Blogger JosephC said…

    I had heard that Alienware was a spin-off company from Dell and you can certainly order an Alienware from Dell Direct. I have a crapy Dell and would never buy one again, it's no surprise that Alienware would be in the same crap genre as you describe. I now have an HP and I have never had problems with it. I have a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Media Arts and Animation, & I need a product I can believe in. Based on my experience with Dell, I would never buy an Alienware product either. I had purchased extended service for my Dell computer only to be turned away with horrible service. They had said that I had purchased coverage for the computer's hardware only and that the software problems was not covered under the agreement. Well, when nobody wants to buy their products anymore, maybe they will be in line for a government bailout like the Big 3. For the last 3 years I have experience with several computer lines including Macintosh. I'm not a big fan of Mac, but I would buy one before I bought a Dell or Alienware.

     

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